from Kevin Ksen Polka
(copyright 2008 Nat Needle)
Oh, lots of folks love soccer, they play it every day
But Kevin loves his soccer so, it carries him away
He butts his head, he kicks his legs, and if by chance he falls
The women rush the field so they can play with Kevin’s balls
CHORUS: Oh…
Kevin Ksen, he’s the sexiest of men
Kevin Ksen, he’s the sexiest of men
Kevin Ksen, he’s the sexiest of men
And if you don’t believe him, he will tell you once again
And if you don’t believe him, he will tell you once again
(Happy birthday, Kevin!)
How disgusting!
And yet how true.
This was definitely my proudest moment as a community organizer in recent history.
Good “heresy” tag, Mike.